Shenandoah Valley Property Mgmt LLC
PO Box 1280
New Market, VA 22844
(540) 975-2201
We Do It All
We Do It All
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INVISIBLE LANDLORD
Posted by forkpie83 on 1/21/2009
If I wanted an invisible landlord than I would've rented from the Invisible Man -you can't see him no way no how and I hear that he has nice apartments. Just because you can't see him doesn't mean that he isn't there. In fact, I think that sometimes he is there when I am doing things like taking a poop or shaving my pubes. Maybe the Invisible Landlord watches me when I am doing naughty things with my pants doodle. If I was invisible, then I would spend all of time watching people do naughty things with their landlords. I wish I had a landlord made of chocolate with Hershey's kisses for nipples. That would be the coolest and then his pants doodle could be a Twix or something. My pants doodle would be a Marathon bar -if you know what I mean! Yow! Maybe someday all of the invisible chocolate landlords will magically appear and that would be sweet!
Upsetting!
Posted by itsirrelevant on 9/2/2008
while renting and leasing may be a bit of a hassle this specific group makes their tenants feel a bit oppresed and as if what their needs are shouldnt matter. Why pay rent if your landlord or rental company is never their when you need them or if something ocurs it "needs to be take care by you" there is such thing as humanity even in extreme situations maybe im being a bit hasty but be sure to review your options!!
